he hella fine
but imagine that bilbo returns to the shire heartbroken and sad (because of you know what)
and one day he’s folding his travel clothes and suddenly bofur’s “handkerchief” falls out and when he realizes what it is, he just sits down on the floor with his head in his hands and cries for two hours
Gorgeous perennial f Beautiful gorgeous pretty flowers
Lord of the Rings Reread: A Long Expected Party
Each year the Bagginses had given very lively combined birthday-parties at Bag End; but now it was understood that something quite exceptional was being planned for that autumn. Bilbo was going to be eleventy-one, 111, a rather curious number, and a very respectable age for a hobbit (the Old Took himself had only reached 130); and Frodo was going to be thirty-three, 33, an important number: the date of his “coming of age”.
And thus it was, the Fourth Age of Middle-Earth began, and the Fellowship of the Ring, though eternally bound by friendship and love, was ended
probably my favorite negative hobbit auj review
if the battle of five armies has to happen then i want it to be super fucking dramatic i want slow motion and muted battle sounds and haunting elvish ladies singing over the top i want to be emotionally destroyed and beyond words
you go hard or you go home
meet the blogger
LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE
- name: Lor
- eye colour: brown
- hair style/colour: long and wavy/brown
- height: 5’5”
- clothing style: It’s pretty varied?
- best physical feature: uhhh, my eyes? I also like my butt
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- your fears: needles, spiders
- your guilty pleasure: uhh… I’d say cheesy rom-coms.
- ambitions for the future: be successful, own my own cake shop and have a pretty family
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- your first thoughts waking up: "I have to pee"
- what you think about most: Lately? Things about my lil business.
- what you think about before bed: Generally I think of my work out routinw
- you think your best quality is: I have kind of a good memory and I am pretty patient
LAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?
- single or group dates: single
- to be loved or respected: both (I don’t want to be loved if I am not respected)
- beauty or brains: both (but in extreme situations I’d go with brains)
- dogs or cats: dogs
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU.
- lie: sometimes
- believe in yourself: I try to
- believe in love: yes
- want someone: yes
LAYER SIX: EVER?
- been on stage: yes
- done drugs: no
- changed who you were to fit in: yes
LAYER SEVEN: FAVOURITES
- favourite colour: pink
- favourite animal: hedgehogs
- favourite movie: LOTR
- favourite game: The Sims
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- day your next birthday will be: Wednesday
- how old will you be: 21